I am in physical danger every time I empty the dishwasher. No, really!!
When I load the dishwasher, the silverware is always face down. My mother did it that way and I’m certain her mother would have done it that way, if they even had dishwashers back then. When my beautiful wife, Dee does the dishes, she always puts the silverware in face up. This means for me the knives and forks become weapons. Her logic is that they gets cleaner that way. Oh yeah? Well, so does my hand once I wash the blood off.
