Showing posts with label loneliness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label loneliness. Show all posts

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Affection for Hire


They say that it is not bad out there.  We do not want to admit we are lonely, but come on; you know we are if there is a market for cuddling.  People need touch.  There is nothing like a good hug.  There are different types of hugs:  the church lady hug, I-just-met-you-hug, team hug, oooh-baby hug, post-coital hug, and A-frame-no-chests-touching hug.  My personal least favorite is the baby burp hug.  If that is all you have to offer, you can just keep that.